Gouged eyes, pulled hair, scratched flesh. Catfight today at Barnes and Noble!

Hugh's "If It's Not Close, They Can't Cheat: Crushing the Democrats in Every Election and Why Your Life Depends on It" versus James Carville's "We're Right, They're Wrong: A Handbook for Spirited Progressives" (money quote: "We Democrats are the soul and conscience of this nation." I can't understand why you don't believe me, Tim, if James says it's true.)

Fun double feature in 2008: Michael Moore's partisan hack film that year, and the Republican film produced by Arnold Schwarzenegger, directed by Mel Gibson, and based on Hugh's 2008 book, "They're Still Cheaters: Body Slamming the Democrats and Why the Fate of the American-Bush Empire Depends On It."

Someday some slick promoter is going to make millions putting Ann Coulter and Whoopi Goldberg in a boxing ring.